1. |
I'm Better
01:59
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I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE ANIMALS, MAN
I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE ANIMALS, HONEY
BETTER THAN BIRDS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG-DAG BUGS, I'M BETTER, I'M BETTER, THAN THEM
BETTER THAN CROWS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG-DAG BUGS, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.
SOME ANIMALS ARE PRETTY NICE, BUT I'M BETTER THAN ALL THEM LICE, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
SOME ANIMALS ARE PRETTY COOL, BUT I GO TO COOL ANIMAL SCHOOL, ALRIGHT, EHAHEH, HEY
BETTER THAN CROWS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG BAD BUGS, I'M HOLDIN' ON AND I'M BETTER THAN THEM
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW IT, BABY, I GO TO ANIMAL SCHOOL
I'M THE COOLEST. I'M THE COOLEST AT ANIMAL SCHOOL. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.
YOU MAY THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU. YEAH, MAN, I'M BETTER THAN THE WHOLE DAMN ZOO. OKAY. ALRIGHT.
I'M BETTER THAN BUGS, SLUGS, HUGS, DOGS, EVERY LITTLE UGLY BUG IN THE WORLD, YEAH, I'M BETTER, YEAH, I'M BETTER I'M BETTER I'M BETTER
I'm better
yeah
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2. |
MMMM
00:58
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I'm feeling the
MMMM
MMMMMMMMMM
OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAH
I've gotta crank it up a little bit. I've gotta get into it.
YEAH. YEAH YEAH YEAH.
I'm GETTIN' DOWN.
Y'FEELIN' ME. YOU FEELIN' ME?
WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH FOR THE "MMMMM YEAH"
(mmm yeah)
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3. |
Good One
01:41
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IF I WAS A THINKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D THOUGHT:
A WAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF A DOG IN A HAT
WITH A NICE TIE
AND A SHOE
IF I WAS A THINKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D THOUGHT:
A WAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF A DOG IN A HAT
AND A BIG OL' SHOE
A DOG SO WELL DRESSED HE'D BE BETTER FOR YOU
(HUMMING AND GRUNTING)
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4. |
Cool
02:05
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DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE
DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE
DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE
PUT ME IN THE GREAT BIG HOLE
PUT ME IN
PUT ME IN THE GREAT BIG HOLE
PUT ME IN A GREAT BIG HOLE
PUT ME IN A GREAT BIG HOLE
THANKS
NOW I'M IN A HOLE
EVERYTHING'S LIKE IT SHOULD BE
NOW I'M IN A HOLE
I'M IN HOME
I'M AT HOME IN MY HOLE
WOW, THANKS, THANK YOU
DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF MY BIG HOLE
DON'T DO IT PLEASE OH NO
PUT ME IN MY GREAT BIG HOLE
PUT ME IN MY GREAT BIG HOLE
YEAH
C'MON YOU DUG MY GREAT BIG HOLE
LET ME GO INTO MY HOLE HOME PLEASE
PLEASE
*a really good chicken impression*
thank you
thanks
thank you
cool
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5. |
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(It's all whistlin'.)
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6. |
Fishing Lure
02:09
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Life as a fishing lure'd be mighty fine
Tie me up, throw me in a lake, I wouldn't mind
Life as a fishing lure'd be so great
Yeah, I'd get to hang out at the lake
Life as a fishing lure'd be great
I don't want to go in a fish's mouth, no, I don't wanna go in a fish's mouth
Life as a fishing lure'd be so great as long as I don't have to be me
Life as anything but me would be great
Life as anything but me would be fine
Throw me in a lake, man, I wouldn't mind
Don't put me in a fish's mouth
Don't put me in a fish's mouth
Don't put me in a fish's mouth
Life as a snail? Okay.
LIfe as a turtle? Alright.
Life as a barrel? I'd be okay.
Life as me, man? Take it away.
Life as me, man. Take me away. Life as me, man, Take me away.
Aaaaa-Eeee-Hmmmm.
(Yeah. What a great way to express myself today.)
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*grunting and sputtering*
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8. |
Worm Song
02:14
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I've been a big ol' snake
I've been a big ol' bag of sticks
but I, I've been things a lot worse than a bag of sticks
I've been a big ol', a big ol' worm
I've been a big ol', a big ol' worm
and I'm learning to be fine with being this big ol' worm
when I'm gettin' down on being my worm
but I'm not used to bein' the worm
but I'll try
I'm gonna
I'm gonna try to be the big ol' worm
Gettin' down, Gettin' down bein' the worm
Getting to be the big ol' worm
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9. |
I Know What Birds Like
01:19
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I thought the neighbor kid was watching me in my basement
but it was a squirrel
I guess I don't know how big kids are
They're not the size of squirrels
KIds aren't the same size as squirrels
Birds don't... like... to eat.... squirrels
BIRDS DON'T LIKE TO EAT SQUIRRELS
I NEVER ASKED A BIRD, IF IT LIKED, LIKED, TO EAT SQUIRRELS
BUT I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF
OOOoOOOOOhhh OOOooH-OOO-DOO-OOO-DOOO-OH
(more of that oohin' and dooin')
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10. |
Caterpillar in a Hat
00:50
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(just feelin' fine)
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