SONGS FOR HOLLERING (with feelings)

by misterhayden

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released July 16, 2016

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Track Name: I'm Better
I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE ANIMALS, MAN
I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE ANIMALS, HONEY

BETTER THAN BIRDS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG-DAG BUGS, I'M BETTER, I'M BETTER, THAN THEM

BETTER THAN CROWS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG-DAG BUGS, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

SOME ANIMALS ARE PRETTY NICE, BUT I'M BETTER THAN ALL THEM LICE, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT

SOME ANIMALS ARE PRETTY COOL, BUT I GO TO COOL ANIMAL SCHOOL, ALRIGHT, EHAHEH, HEY

BETTER THAN CROWS, BETTER THAN SLUGS, BETTER THAN ALL THEM DANG BAD BUGS, I'M HOLDIN' ON AND I'M BETTER THAN THEM

YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL, YOU KNOW IT, BABY, I GO TO ANIMAL SCHOOL

I'M THE COOLEST. I'M THE COOLEST AT ANIMAL SCHOOL. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.

YOU MAY THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU. YEAH, MAN, I'M BETTER THAN THE WHOLE DAMN ZOO. OKAY. ALRIGHT.

I'M BETTER THAN BUGS, SLUGS, HUGS, DOGS, EVERY LITTLE UGLY BUG IN THE WORLD, YEAH, I'M BETTER, YEAH, I'M BETTER I'M BETTER I'M BETTER

I'm better

yeah
Track Name: MMMM
I'm feeling the

MMMM

MMMMMMMMMM

OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAH

I've gotta crank it up a little bit. I've gotta get into it.

YEAH. YEAH YEAH YEAH.

I'm GETTIN' DOWN.

Y'FEELIN' ME. YOU FEELIN' ME?

WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH FOR THE "MMMMM YEAH"

(mmm yeah)
Track Name: Good One
IF I WAS A THINKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D THOUGHT:

A WAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF A DOG IN A HAT

WITH A NICE TIE

AND A SHOE




IF I WAS A THINKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D THOUGHT:

A WAY TO SAY I LOVE YOU INSTEAD OF A DOG IN A HAT

AND A BIG OL' SHOE



A DOG SO WELL DRESSED HE'D BE BETTER FOR YOU

(HUMMING AND GRUNTING)
Track Name: Cool
DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE

DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE

DIG A HOLE, DIG A GREAT BIG HOLE

PUT ME IN THE GREAT BIG HOLE

PUT ME IN




PUT ME IN THE GREAT BIG HOLE

PUT ME IN A GREAT BIG HOLE

PUT ME IN A GREAT BIG HOLE

THANKS


NOW I'M IN A HOLE

EVERYTHING'S LIKE IT SHOULD BE

NOW I'M IN A HOLE

I'M IN HOME

I'M AT HOME IN MY HOLE

WOW, THANKS, THANK YOU





DON'T TAKE ME OUT OF MY BIG HOLE

DON'T DO IT PLEASE OH NO

PUT ME IN MY GREAT BIG HOLE

PUT ME IN MY GREAT BIG HOLE

YEAH


C'MON YOU DUG MY GREAT BIG HOLE

LET ME GO INTO MY HOLE HOME PLEASE

PLEASE



*a really good chicken impression*

thank you

thanks

thank you

cool
Track Name: Feelin' Like An Ant (But I Like Ants)
(It's all whistlin'.)
Track Name: Fishing Lure
Life as a fishing lure'd be mighty fine

Tie me up, throw me in a lake, I wouldn't mind

Life as a fishing lure'd be so great

Yeah, I'd get to hang out at the lake

Life as a fishing lure'd be great

I don't want to go in a fish's mouth, no, I don't wanna go in a fish's mouth

Life as a fishing lure'd be so great as long as I don't have to be me

Life as anything but me would be great

Life as anything but me would be fine

Throw me in a lake, man, I wouldn't mind

Don't put me in a fish's mouth

Don't put me in a fish's mouth

Don't put me in a fish's mouth

Life as a snail? Okay.

LIfe as a turtle? Alright.

Life as a barrel? I'd be okay.

Life as me, man? Take it away.

Life as me, man. Take me away. Life as me, man, Take me away.

Aaaaa-Eeee-Hmmmm.



(Yeah. What a great way to express myself today.)
Track Name: Very Small Ducks (They're Saying Hello)
*grunting and sputtering*
Track Name: Worm Song
I've been a big ol' snake

I've been a big ol' bag of sticks



but I, I've been things a lot worse than a bag of sticks



I've been a big ol', a big ol' worm

I've been a big ol', a big ol' worm



and I'm learning to be fine with being this big ol' worm



when I'm gettin' down on being my worm

but I'm not used to bein' the worm

but I'll try



I'm gonna

I'm gonna try to be the big ol' worm



Gettin' down, Gettin' down bein' the worm

Getting to be the big ol' worm
Track Name: I Know What Birds Like
I thought the neighbor kid was watching me in my basement

but it was a squirrel

I guess I don't know how big kids are

They're not the size of squirrels


KIds aren't the same size as squirrels

Birds don't... like... to eat.... squirrels


BIRDS DON'T LIKE TO EAT SQUIRRELS



I NEVER ASKED A BIRD, IF IT LIKED, LIKED, TO EAT SQUIRRELS

BUT I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF

OOOoOOOOOhhh OOOooH-OOO-DOO-OOO-DOOO-OH

(more of that oohin' and dooin')
Track Name: Caterpillar in a Hat
(just feelin' fine)